How do you piss a scorpion?
1. Tell it, it has no use of its tail, then show it how you use yours.
2. Break its pinchers so you can pretend it doesn't hurt.
3. Clip its tail just to make sure.
4. If all else fails, pretend it doesn't exist by selective amnesia.
5. Also, tell all its friends you were stung by it.
Note of caution: If it lives through it...pray.
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